AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!
Haha.. Yippie!!
Long Time no see!!
Actually is no time no blog.. C=
Hehexz..
Had been quite busy recently..
Maybe because of school reopen ba.. haha
Yesterday hor, my hand itchy then go and delete my whole blog.. haha..
So, Today, I opened it again!!
This is called.. "mei shi zhao shi zuo" ba..
Meaining : Nothing to do still want to find something to do..
WAhahaahahhaa..
What can I say.. I've been watching so many shows that I neglected blogging..
Sorry to all my readers..
A.. For compensation.. I would like to tell all of you a very nice joke..
Listen attentively..
so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,
" the foreman announced.
"Will the laziest man please put his hand up."
Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" the foreman asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply
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